据说这是一个流传特别广的段子,
说出了妈妈们的心声,
看看有木有戳中你的小心脏!
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等我生完孩子,我要去烫头发,染头发,每天化大浓妆出门,脚踩10厘米大高跟鞋,香水喷的离二里地都能闻见!
![journal_insert_pic_761451446](https://pic08.babytreeimg.com/2017/0606/FgsxxJWotybYEsDNQtusSUEX880U_m.jpg)
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等我生完孩子,我每天早上油条、肯德基、麦当劳,中午米线,酸辣粉,麻辣烫,豆捞,晚上烧烤,火锅,大闸蟹、生鱼片,吃无禁忌,就是不清淡!
![journal_insert_pic_761451450](https://pic06.babytreeimg.com/2017/0606/FkIlTbvTVvurOszE-uTB4fwn4ZWn_m.jpg)
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等我生完孩子,我就是不喝白开水,只喝可乐、雪碧、北冰洋,红酒、白酒、啤酒,高兴了我还掺着喝!
![journal_insert_pic_761451452](https://pic09.babytreeimg.com/2017/0606/Fi5JLyDDoGyLQRJAePnjOVDZKI6S_m.jpg)
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等我生完孩子, 我天天晚上看电影、美剧、韩剧,我唱k、泡吧、打游戏,起来嗨就是不睡觉。
![journal_insert_pic_761451457](https://pic06.babytreeimg.com/2017/0606/Fspfa1n-yiQN_Zl5EApHLLeP7HLG_m.jpg)
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等我生完孩子,我就穿紧身衣,秀身材秀曲线,勒死自己不偿命,就是不穿睡衣、运动服。
![journal_insert_pic_761451470](https://pic10.babytreeimg.com/2017/0606/FqalKGuDDPuacp2Kt4cYQQgiBM2c_m.jpg)
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等我生完孩子,感冒了吃药,把冲剂当饮料,一次喝三包。
![journal_insert_pic_761451480](https://pic06.babytreeimg.com/2017/0606/FkQ4Wr6QLKNwuusctKckHO1Rr5pK_m.jpg)
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等我生完孩子,我跑步、游泳、爬山,背个背包去流浪,世界那么大,我就想去看看!
![journal_insert_pic_761451485](https://pic06.babytreeimg.com/2017/0606/FvMZKB4WME-jcvl-QzUIxf6RaURM_m.jpg)
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等我生完孩子,我要用微波炉、电磁炉、电热毯,都来辐射我吧!
![journal_insert_pic_761451502](https://pic06.babytreeimg.com/2017/0606/FlGk6zR1il0IRDJ3-z-H2AhKoyFl_m.jpg)
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等我生完孩子,我有好多事要做!
但等我生完孩子,发现以上都是幻想……
![journal_insert_pic_761451506](https://pic08.babytreeimg.com/2017/0606/Fv5fJh0Ykv8p7o4kq2NbfNO12l2f_m.jpg)